Narlyarlhug is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident wasp.

Narlyarlhug created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Narlyarlhug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narlyarlhug, it will not care.

Narlyarlhug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Narlyarlhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Worship no other gods but Narlyarlhug.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.