Jadkomdod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous badger.

Jadkomdod created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadkomdod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jadkomdod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jadkomdod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jadkomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never paint your arms red.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mention doves.