Arffetdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow grasshopper.

Arffetdot created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arffetdot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arffetdot, it will make you grow a tail.

Arffetdot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Arffetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Arffetdot first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.