Vinsafdum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless dugong.

Vinsafdum created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsafdum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinsafdum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vinsafdum's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vinsafdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Vinsafdum in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Vinsafdum three times a day.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.