Hadhatnibdab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish duck.

Hadhatnibdab created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hadhatnibdab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadhatnibdab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hadhatnibdab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hadhatnibdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing mauve trousers.