Lunabort is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, pitiless finch.

Lunabort created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunabort, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lunabort, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lunabort's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lunabort's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never pour water over plants.