Zogmandon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous eagle.

Zogmandon created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmandon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zogmandon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zogmandon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zogmandon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zogmandon.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.