Fagaflinbafrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, conceited frog.

Fagaflinbafrull created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagaflinbafrull, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagaflinbafrull, it will turn you into a frog.

Fagaflinbafrull's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fagaflinbafrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Fagaflinbafrull on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about figs.