Jarncantar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic ferret.

Jarncantar created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarncantar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarncantar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jarncantar's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jarncantar's Holy Commandments

1. Jarncantar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jarncantar.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never talk about stars.