Somcepnutt Hitwipquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise fox.

Somcepnutt Hitwipquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Somcepnutt Hitwipquaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Somcepnutt Hitwipquaf, he will not invite you to parties.

Somcepnutt Hitwipquaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Somcepnutt Hitwipquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed turnips to doves while wearing blue hats.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never look at moons.