Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak wyvern.

Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quilltail Bogapp Rantarnel.

4. Hide if seven great tits approach from the south.

5. Never wear hats.