Fomdindag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent butterfly.

Fomdindag created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fomdindag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomdindag, he will turn you into a rat.

Fomdindag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fomdindag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.