Bedgod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak camel.

Bedgod created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bedgod, she will destroy your home planet.

Bedgod's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bedgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bedgod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat green fruit.