Farkadtan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient aardvark.

Farkadtan created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farkadtan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farkadtan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Farkadtan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Farkadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farkadtan.