Abhubgum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing wren.

Abhubgum created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abhubgum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Abhubgum, it will be very sad.

Abhubgum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Abhubgum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never think about gravity near monkeys while wearing green corsets and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat rice.