Miffly Gantinyart is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous crane.

Miffly Gantinyart created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffly Gantinyart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miffly Gantinyart, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Miffly Gantinyart's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Miffly Gantinyart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear white.