Dossvid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, idiotic weasel.

Dossvid created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossvid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dossvid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dossvid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dossvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Hide from fawn tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat lemons.