Taffubfid is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, strong
mongoose.
Taffubfid created silver nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Taffubfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Taffubfid, he will not care at all.
Taffubfid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Taffubfid's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not wear red clothing.
5. Always help sick seals.