Kikmumjon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident bird.

Kikmumjon created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikmumjon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kikmumjon, she will laugh at you.

Kikmumjon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kikmumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never run in the presence of frogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.