Fodfubmif is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, generous
dryad.
Fodfubmif created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fodfubmif, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fodfubmif, it will turn you into a slug.
Fodfubmif's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Fodfubmif's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Fodfubmif's name in vain.
2. Never mention shrews.
3. Always help eagles in need.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.
5. Never feed lots of nuts to seals while wearing cyan shirts.