Dissfodpon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awesome faun.

Dissfodpon created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissfodpon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dissfodpon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dissfodpon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dissfodpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near gulls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Never wear brown coats.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.