Dissfodpon is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, awesome
faun.
Dissfodpon created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dissfodpon, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dissfodpon, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Dissfodpon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Dissfodpon's Holy Commandments1. Never sing near gulls.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never think ill of sick pigs.
4. Never wear brown coats.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.