Madkin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful eagle.

Madkin created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madkin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madkin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Madkin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Madkin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. You must pray to Madkin eight times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fire.