Tombifjan Ripwabarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable rat.

Tombifjan Ripwabarn created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombifjan Ripwabarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tombifjan Ripwabarn, it will turn you into a plant.

Tombifjan Ripwabarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tombifjan Ripwabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head black.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tombifjan Ripwabarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Tombifjan Ripwabarn loves great tits, so they must be honoured.