Dadkensig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered crocodile.

Dadkensig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadkensig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadkensig, he will turn you into a snail.

Dadkensig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dadkensig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dadkensig.

4. Always obey Dadkensig's priests.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.