Dadkensig is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered
crocodile.
Dadkensig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dadkensig, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dadkensig, he will turn you into a snail.
Dadkensig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Dadkensig's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never sprint in holy places.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Dadkensig.
4. Always obey Dadkensig's priests.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.