Funcidbog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable bear.

Funcidbog created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Funcidbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Funcidbog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Funcidbog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Funcidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Retreat if three swans approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.