Mifstiglithim is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful
lobster.
Mifstiglithim created a quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mifstiglithim, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Mifstiglithim, it will throw large rocks at you.
Mifstiglithim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Mifstiglithim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Mifstiglithim three times a day.
2. Always look after injured ants.
3. Do not eat spinach.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifstiglithim.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.