Komxentit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful wyvern.

Komxentit created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Komxentit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komxentit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Komxentit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Komxentit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Komxentit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt great tits.