Tagfudkan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart gorilla.

Tagfudkan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfudkan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tagfudkan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tagfudkan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tagfudkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near porpoises while wearing yellow scarves.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Put Tagfudkan first in all things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.