Flankimshav is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish raven.

Flankimshav created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flankimshav, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flankimshav, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flankimshav's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flankimshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never hop in holy places.