Flankimshav is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish
raven.
Flankimshav created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flankimshav, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flankimshav, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Flankimshav's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Flankimshav's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Never hop in holy places.