Cinwabfig Weebestlag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish tapir.

Cinwabfig Weebestlag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinwabfig Weebestlag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cinwabfig Weebestlag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cinwabfig Weebestlag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cinwabfig Weebestlag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.