Taildagnarl is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful
newt.
Taildagnarl created snails two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Taildagnarl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Taildagnarl, it will not care.
Taildagnarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Taildagnarl's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not wear pink clothing.