Tininggessgadhomwat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless clam.

Tininggessgadhomwat created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tininggessgadhomwat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tininggessgadhomwat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tininggessgadhomwat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tininggessgadhomwat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.