Cutfedquagken is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient snail.

Cutfedquagken created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutfedquagken, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutfedquagken, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cutfedquagken's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cutfedquagken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cutfedquagken on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Cutfedquagken in the centre of the settlement.