Hivkikrap is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, calm
walrus.
Hivkikrap created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivkikrap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Hivkikrap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Hivkikrap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Hivkikrap's Holy Commandments1. Always wear gray.
2. Do not dye your hair fawn.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Hivkikrap.