Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish bird.

Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sisyatdibvog Gatnegpod Ruttnadkaptab.

3. Never wear cyan skirts.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing corsets.