Vabxuckcab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic wasp.

Vabxuckcab created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Vabxuckcab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabxuckcab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vabxuckcab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vabxuckcab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Vabxuckcab three times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.