Fliggigpin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome snake.

Fliggigpin created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggigpin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fliggigpin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fliggigpin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fliggigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fliggigpin.

2. Fliggigpin loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.