Cudbudflap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast turtle.

Cudbudflap created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbudflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbudflap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cudbudflap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cudbudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to birds while wearing gray shirts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.