Jabbanfut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful elephant.

Jabbanfut created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabbanfut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabbanfut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jabbanfut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jabbanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing violet stockings and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.