Rutthonneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonourable raccoon.

Rutthonneg created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutthonneg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rutthonneg, she will turn you into a worm.

Rutthonneg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rutthonneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.