Zigcapman is a god.

He takes the form of a small, generous fox.

Zigcapman created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigcapman, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigcapman, he will ignore you.

Zigcapman's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zigcapman's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Zigcapman four times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Zigcapman on top of important buildings.