Fosslegbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying parrot.

Fosslegbep created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fosslegbep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fosslegbep, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fosslegbep's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fosslegbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. You must pray to Fosslegbep three times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing indigo coats.

5. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the west.