Pidfunvon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest bee.

Pidfunvon created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidfunvon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidfunvon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pidfunvon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pidfunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing fawn shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.