Yatvonran is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, almighty shark.

Yatvonran created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatvonran, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yatvonran, she will destroy your home planet.

Yatvonran's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yatvonran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.