Gemcussom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful toad.

Gemcussom created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcussom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemcussom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gemcussom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gemcussom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gemcussom five times a day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Retreat if seven voles approach from the north.

5. Never feed bread to mice while wearing boots.