Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous badger.

Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess, it will send you a sign.

Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear brown rings.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Busxinmannillkaptailstipgess on top of important buildings.