Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent butterfly.

Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if three seals approach from the south.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ratzigqueeg Bogdimzan in the centre of the settlement.