Wabvidsis is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful mongoose.

Wabvidsis created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabvidsis, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabvidsis, she will turn you into a plant.

Wabvidsis' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wabvidsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear black kilts.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the south.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wabvidsis on top of all buildings.