Bemlikmotfid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate goat.

Bemlikmotfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlikmotfid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bemlikmotfid, she will turn you into a plant.

Bemlikmotfid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bemlikmotfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bemlikmotfid.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.