Mondubgebhimrotfum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental jellyfish.

Mondubgebhimrotfum created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondubgebhimrotfum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mondubgebhimrotfum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mondubgebhimrotfum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mondubgebhimrotfum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Mondubgebhimrotfum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mondubgebhimrotfum on top of all buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mondubgebhimrotfum.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Fast once a month.